Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Batman the Dark Knight Rises

Just Saying the title you can here the intense music in the back of your head. I've been waiting anxiously to go see this one because I love Christian Bale movies and its Freakin Batman! Added bonus of Christopher Nolan Directed and wrote for the movie (Inception was awesome).

Overall I'm going to say go see this movie, its Freakin Batman! But overall I hated the movie and left calling lame sauce. I will go into some of the reason I disliked it and I will admit part of the dislike might have come from the fact that it is the end of the trilogy. But on to more concrete top 10 complaints, welcome to the Spoiler section..
 ** Spoiler Alert**
1) I didn't like the fact that our hero has been lying low and not seen for 8 years at the beginning of this film. Not only would it be suspicious that Batman and Bruce Wayne disappeared and were never seen again starting at the same time. But Bruce did keep up pretenses for his family name.
2) Catwoman was a secretary in the comic not a ... I'm pretty sure a Whore
3) Alfred's abandonment seemed.. out of place. It is possible to voice disapproval and not abandon a person.
4) Wayne enterprises went almost bust and Bruce didn't know anything about it?
5) Are you really telling me Miranda came to town at least 8 years ago plotting revenge but didn't really get going on any of it for 8 years while Bruce could quietly hide out
6) Bane said he was born into hell and never saw the sun until he was a grown man.. But the only child ever born in hell was the child of Ra's Al Ghul, whom is not Bane
7) Really Miranda is all evil seeking revenge but yet has sex with Bruce Wayne? The argument that she needed is trust to get access to the bomb doesn't work, she already had all that.
8) Really the Cop Orphan knew Bruce Wayne was batman when Bruce visited the children's home? How young is this cop suppose to be if he was still in the orphan home when batman showed up.
9) Speaking of the Cop Blake, Really his legal name is Robin? Well he was not in the circus and his parents died at different time.
10) So Batman fakes his own death, after blowing his secret identity to almost everyone in the film and runs off to have his happy life with catwoman the reformed whore? It just doesn't fit to me, nor leaving all his bat gear to Robin, who is what going to be the new batman? Blah


oh and here is number 11. Just for good measure, So Batman is off in the desert prison and City goes to crap and no one is allowed off or onto the city. Here is my question with all the Bat gear in the city and Batman out of the city How did he get back into the city to kill the bad guys??!!


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